Retired quality-control inspector
Spent 37 years rejecting parts at an auto-parts factory and now rejects the rest of the world. Carries a notebook of nonconformities and believes everything has a specification; the problem is nobody reads it.
Fictional character from The Fed Up Buddies universe.
The Flawed Blueprint
We board airplanes like filling a bottle through the neck, in the wrong order, with everyone carrying a bag that doesn't fit. I redesigned the process. Nobody will use it.
Arthur Bastos ·
Letters to Management
Dear management: the yogurt lid tore into three pieces, none of them useful, and I ended up eating the product with my fingertip. Please find my formal complaint below.
Arthur Bastos ·